A Crusade for JEB?

Can JEB rid the waters of Florida of those menacing sharks with his bare hands? I envision a duel, mano a mano, man v. shark; sure sharks have millions of years of evolutionary advantage, but from the looks of it, Mr. Jeb has a pretty thick skull. The terrorists wouldn't stand a chance if he can beat up sharks with his own fists. It would also make him a shoo-in for the White House '08. If he can't take out the sharks one on one, then I am afraid that the terrorists (like the sharks) have already won; Jeb, don't even consider running in '08 if you can't defend Florida's beach-goers against those marine prowlers.

Good luck Jeb; Go get 'em!

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